I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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