Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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