do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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