i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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