Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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