when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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