my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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