talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Small penises have feelings too.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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