i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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