that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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