just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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