Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Terrible idea I love it
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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