Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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