Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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