Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
