just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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