He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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