fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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