I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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