Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
