He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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