What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he fucked my hip out of place.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
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