Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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