2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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