So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
4 words: hood of his car
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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