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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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