Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
well most of my day revolves around power hour
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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