i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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