all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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