ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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