BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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