you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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