Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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