Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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