You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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