If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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