my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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