i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I love you.
Bad choice
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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