Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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