the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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