so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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