I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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