i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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