ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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