Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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