I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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