hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I'm bleeding and have questions
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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