sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Randomize