I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You are a genius and a whore.
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