1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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