The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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