that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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