How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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