Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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