careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
it glows. i had to have it.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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